My sister and I came up with a list of Indie band names. We discovered that the basic formula is to combine a weird adjective with an unrelated noun, sometimes creating a pattern of assonance.

Patchwork Rabbit

Glitter Lard

Prancing Hooves

Golden Cradle

Lumps of Ground

Lemonghost

Waterfall Spirit

Spitnoses

Reindeer Godz

Bieber Fans

Glittenkittens

The Frida Kahlos

Fat Cat

Gloomy Rubies

Lackluster

Fame Gamers

Factory Girls

Darkmeat

Sweaty Farm

Jesus of Leeds

Metal Plant
Diamond Rhyme 

Upright Lord

Garden Card

Soft Deer

Winter Deer

Deck Deer

Justice Beaver

Stone Bird

Carrot Hunter

Steelshutter

Cotton Gruel

Blending Carrots

Milk Blanket