What the Psychic said-

I have it all written down on the back of a crumpled receipt. My hair was wild and frizzy that day at the beach with Taylor and Bailey while we walked the Seaside boardwalk, the wooden edge of the coast infamous for housing the Jersey Shore cast and is now growing evermore filthy and packed with awful people.

We saw a psychic and each asked for a $5 palm reading. She took the money and told us things plainly with a look of disinterest. Bailey has never been in love, but she will be in the Winter; Taylor is seeking something that won't work out in the long run but she will marry someone blonde-haired and blue-eyed.

The psychic told me that 5 and 11 are my lucky numbers, saturday is my best day, I'm going to have a long life, I'll have all of my senses at the time of my death- eyesight, hearing and memory, I'll have one husband, a boy and a girl, my anger will come and go but I'll never hold a grudge, and I've had a lot of men be attracted to me.

She said the man you're seeing now is the man you're going to be married to. She didn't ask if I was seeing someone until after she said that, probably because my eyes were wide as dinner plates. Yes, she continued, you're almost 20. Between the age of 20 and 26 you'll be engaged and married. You'll be with him for the rest of your life.

I thanked her, walked back across the boardwalk to Bailey and Taylor in a trance, and they told me she was a load of bullshit.

Still, Bailey had never had a boyfriend, and now, as winter approaches, she found someone, an Adam, and I hear she's happy. Taylor's love with this boy might be too ethereal to ever be realized.